Druids are the better lovers!
If you look here, Matticus is causing trouble again. Well, if by ‘causing trouble’ you mean ‘making challenges’. I find it hard to resist a good challenge.
In fact he may not be causing trouble so much as being at the center of it; it’s a bit of a long story but the upshot, as I understand it, is that he provoked Saresa to write a list of a dozen reasons why Warlocks are the best lovers. This was followed by a post from The Pugnacious Priest on why it’s actually shadow priests.
Naturally, I disagree. It’s really druids, and here’s why:
- Depending on the druid, you could be looking at a Force of Nature, Natural Perfection or Heart of the Wild- but we almost all have either Ferocity or Intensity.
- Like it naughty? We deliver.
- We can Rejuvenate without slowing down.
- We have a good aura around us (varying by spec, of course, but someone always appreciates it).
- Resurrection without stopping. ‘nough said.
- Whoever heard of a druid getting tired early? We just keep going, and going…
- We can always adapt to what you need.
- We’ve got that Nurturing Instinct going for us.
- Depending on the druid, we may or may not have as much stamina as the creepy goths, but we’ve got ways to go even longer
- What other class has a set built just for them called the Symbols of Unending Life? That’s right. Unending.
- Druids all have the ability to be calm, to be passionate or to blow you away with their love.
- You like it wild? We do too.
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I love you for this. You win all the internets… no less. I swear you’re getting mention when I get home today.
My word. That’s brilliant. Absolute brilliance.
That is an awesome list you have right there! Of course, I still maintain Warlocks are better… but you had almost persuaded me!!
Whoa, where’s the expected/cliche’ Illhoof Stranglestaff pointer? :O
Matticus: I know, and I completely forgot to point out that we wear leather… Missed opportunities, bah!
nice list, got a kick out of it but i would have left the monster of the deep out.
Koriban-US~Arathor